he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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