Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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