Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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