Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Still dying that you shit outside
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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