Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
We left an ass print on the piano.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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