I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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