I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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