Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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