I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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