You're my little dorito
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Randomize