what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Two words: blizzard sex
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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