i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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