In the future we'll all be gay
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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