the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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