Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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