Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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