Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i barfeds in our rink
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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