You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
