my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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