Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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