hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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