Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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