I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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