well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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