is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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