so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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