U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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