I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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