i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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