Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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