no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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