she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
how does that bad decision feel?
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