Jerry, you need to find god
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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