first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
A+ Viking dick
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