We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
He literally asked permission to hit on me
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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