So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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