Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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