Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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