I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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