So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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