They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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