it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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