glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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