I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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