I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You don't make any sense
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