Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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