I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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