its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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