How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
what day is it and did you see me today?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Terrible idea I love it
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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