Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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