she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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