Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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