It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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