I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It's blow job season.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Randomize
